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求英语小笑话,短一点,四五年级能听懂的,急用哦...

1、Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛)them! 斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德:...

A:Armstrong went(go的过去式) to the moon,that great! B:That's nothing,my father went to the sun! A:The sun?It's very hot! B:That's doesn't matter.He went to there at night! 参考译文:A:阿姆斯特朗去过月球,真棒! B:这不算什么,我...

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤...

一) 迪尼斯之旅(中英) On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted us wholeheartedly to the attraction. After three exhausting days,we headed for home. 佛罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地...

The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George,how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that t...

1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. ...

1、英语笑话(一)   老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。”    小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?Q...

He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人。...

TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行."

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